I once heard my boss man say to another employee "You know John, you're not the sharpest pencil in the box" and without skipping a beat the guy replied "Welp boss man, a sharp pencil is a sign it ain't never done a lick of work". I think about that to this day.
honey bunny @virtualboy96 Some anti abortion people handed me this card and I gotta say... that's sort of a good point. IT'S JUST A CLUMP OF CELLS. SO ARE YOU.
Kid comes up with witty comeback to defend his father. Your wiener's the size of a tic-tac! That's why your mom's breath smells so good! Hey, hey, hey, come here.
When bro gets roasted so hard you can't do anything but laugh: Would you like some nuts? Nuts? Yes, uh, are they warm nuts? No, uh, I believe they're room temperature. Well, uh, maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts. You know, I don't really like the little ones.
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